Karachi me sardi aa gayi hai bhai.
Yaar kal raat ka scene suno, me tumko sach bata raha hun.
Me chhat pe gaya tha, mobile charge pe lagaya hua tha, socha thori hawa kha lun. Hawa lagi to me andar bhag gaya. Mene bola bhai ye kya hogaya aaj.
Kal tak to garmi se bura haal tha, paseena nahi ruk raha tha. Shirt peeche se geeli ho jati thi. Ab raat ko itni thand lag rahi hai ke chadar nikalni pari. Sach me yaar, achanak se mausam badal gaya.
Ghar aake mene pehle pankha band kiya. Phir socha yaar khirki bhi band kar dun, warna raat ko sardi lag jayegi. Meri biwi boli dekha mene bola tha na sardi aa rahi hai, tum mante hi nahi. Me bola haan bhai maan gaya, ab tum hi sahi ho.
Karachi me sardi ab har gali me mehsoos ho rahi hai.
Subah uth ke dekha to ammi ne bachon ko sweater pehna diye the. Chote wala to ro raha tha, kehta mujhe sweater nahi pehenna. Ammi boli chup kar, ab thanda pani nahi peena, gala kharab ho jayega. Me bhi chup chap sun raha tha, kyunke ammi sahi bol rahi thi.
Mohalle me subah subah sab ka wahi topic tha. Chacha Rehman dukaan pe bethe bol rahe the, ab Karachi me bhi sardi aayegi, pehle jaisa mausam nahi raha. Pehle to November me bhi garmi hoti thi, ab October ke akhir me hi thand shuru hogayi. Me bola chacha sahi bol rahe ho, ab to raat ko blanket nikalna parta hai.
Doodh wala bhi bol raha tha, bhai subah kohar thi, bike chalate hue nazar nahi aa raha tha. Mene bola haan bhai aaram se chalaya karo, subah subah jaldi ke chakkar me gir jao ge.
Mujhe to ye mausam bara pasand hai yaar. Sach bataun to garmi se to ye lakh guna acha hai. Chai, garam ande, aur thandi hawa. Kya maza hai. Raat ko chai peene ka apna hi maza hai. Ghar ke bahar chai wale pe betho, garam chai piyo, aur thandi hawa me baatein karo. Is se acha kya hai.
Mere dost Imran ka phone aaya, bolta yaar kal chalte hain Sea View, mausam acha hai. Mene bola haan chalte hain, lekin raat ko mat jana, wahan to aur zyada hawa hoti hai. Wo bola nahi din me chalte hain, sham ko wapis aa jayenge. Mene bola theek hai, done hai.
Ab baat karte hain Karachi ke alag alag ilaqon ki. Hamare yahan Liaquatabad me to raat ko kaafi thand thi. Mere cousin ka phone aaya Korangi se, wo bol raha tha wahan bhi same haal hai. Gulshan wale bhi bol rahe hain thand hai. Malir wale bol rahe hain subah kohar thi. Matlab poora Karachi hi thanda hogaya hai.
Hyderabad wale to pehle hi sweater pehen rahe hain. Mere mamu ka phone aaya Hyderabad se, wo bol rahe the beta yahan to raat ko razai nikal li hai. Mene bola mamu itni jaldi, wo bole haan beta ab sardi aa gayi hai. Sukkur, Larkana, Ranipur wale to ham se pehle hi sardi me aa gaye hain. Wahan to raat ko log aag jala ke bethe hote hain.
Ab ek baat aur suno, sardi me bemari bhi bohot hoti hai. Mere mohalle me 2 3 bachon ko zukam hogaya hai. Ek ko bukhar bhi hai. Doctor ne bola thanda pani band karo, aur raat ko bahar mat niklo. Mene to apne bachon ko bhi bol diya hai, school se aake seedha ghar aao, bahar gali me der tak mat khelo. Warna gala kharab ho jayega, phir school se chutti karni paregi.
Ammi to kehti hai sardi me khana peena acha rakho. Garam doodh piyo, ande khao, soup piyo. Thandi cheezon se door raho. Mene to kal raat ko hi soup banwaya tha. Bara maza aaya. Biwi boli roz soup bana diya karo, sardi me acha hota hai. Mene bola haan bana diya karo, mujhe kya masla hai.
Bike walon ke liye ek mashwara hai bhai. Subah subah jab kohar hoti hai to aaram se chalao. Light jala ke chalao. Mene kal ek bande ko dekha, bina light ke ja raha tha, samne se gari aa gayi, bach gaya bechara. Allah ne bacha liya. Is liye bhai thora ahtiyat karo, jaldi ke chakkar me jaan mat gawao.
Ab dukaan daron ka bhi scene suno. Mere mohalle me jo garam kapron wali dukaan hai na, us pe rash lag gaya hai. Log sweater, jacket lene aa rahe hain. Dukaan wala bol raha tha bhai is saal sardi jaldi aa gayi, hamara kaam jaldi shuru hogaya. Mene bola acha hai bhai, Allah tumko rozi de. Wo hasne lag gaya.
Chai wale ka bhi kaam barh gaya hai. Pehle din me 2 dafa chai peete the, ab 4 5 dafa pee rahe hain. Sardi me chai ka maza hi alag hai. Mere abbu to kehte hain sardi me chai ke bagair guzara nahi hai. Subah ki chai, sham ki chai, raat ki chai. Bas chai hi chai.
Ek aur baat, raat ko sone se pehle apne buzurgon ka khayal rakho. Mere abbu ko raat ko thand lagti hai, is liye ham ne unke kamre me garam kambal rakh diya hai. Ammi ne bola beta abbu ke paon me sarson ka tel laga do, sardi nahi lagegi. Mene bola theek hai ammi, laga dunga.
Bachon wali maaon ke liye bhi yehi hai, bachon ko raat ko nanga paon mat chorna. Chappal pehna ke rakho, warna sardi lag jayegi. Aur school ke liye garam kapre pehna ke bhejo. Teacher bhi bolti hai bachon ko garam kapre pehna ke bhejo.
Mujhe yaad hai bachpan me jab sardi aati thi to ammi gajar ka halwa banati thi. Haye kya din the yaar. Ab bhi ammi se bola hai, ammi is dafa bhi gajar ka halwa banao. Ammi boli beta gajar abhi mehengi hai, thore din ruk jao, sasti ho jayegi to bana dungi. Mene bola theek hai ammi, intezar kar lunga.
Ab tum log batao, tumhare ghar me kya scene hai. Pankha band hua ke nahi. Chadar nikli ke nahi. Razai nikli ke nahi. Sach sach comment me batao, jhoot mat bolna. Mere ghar me to pankha band hogaya hai bhai, aur chadar shuru hogayi hai.
Aur ek last baat, agar tumhare mohalle me koi ghareeb hai, jiske paas garam kapre nahi hain, to uski madad kar do. Purane sweater hi de do, koi baat nahi. Sardi me kisi ki madad karna bara sawab hai. Mene to apne 2 purane sweater nikal ke rakhe hain, ek ko dunga jo gali me kaam karta hai.
Chalo bhai ab me chai peene ja raha hun, tum log comment me apne sheher ka naam likh do, aur batao wahan sardi kaisi hai. Karachi, Hyderabad, Sukkur, Larkana, Ranipur, kahan se ho tum. Me sab ke comment parhunga.
Allah hafiz, apna khayal rakho, garam raho.