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Dollar rate in Pakistan aaj kitna hai? Dollar rate in Pakistan ne aaj phir sab ko pareshan kar diya hai. Dollar itna mehnga kyun ho gaya aur is se gareeb ka kya hoga, petrol, sona aur roti sab mehngi ho jayegi. Is khabar me dollar rate in Pakistan ki mukammal tafseel parhen.

Bhai kasam se, aaj kal har jaga ek hi baat hai. Dollar, dollar, dollar. Jidhar jao dollar. Chai peene betho to dollar, dukan pe jao to dollar, rikshaw me betho to dollar. Banda tang aa gaya hai sun sun ke.

 

Me aaj subha chai peene gaya na, to wahan ek chacha betha tha. Kehne laga beta suna hai dollar phir barh gaya hai. Mene kaha chacha mujhe kya pata, me to chai peene aaya hun. To kehta hai beta chai bhi to mehngi ho gayi hai, pehle 30 ki thi ab 50 ki ho gayi hai. Mene kaha haan chacha sahi keh rahe ho. Ab chai bhi peena mushkil ho gaya hai.

 

Bhai sach batau, mujhe pehle dollar ka kuch pata hi nahi tha. Mujhe lagta tha dollar ka hum se kya kaam. Hum to rupay wale bande hain. Lekin ab pata chala dollar ka kaam sab se zyada hum gareebon se hi hai. Dollar upar jata hai to sab kuch upar chala jata hai. Aata mehnga, cheeni mehngi, ghee mehnga, petrol mehnga. Bhai har cheez mehngi.

 

Mera ek dost hai, uska bhai Dubai me hai. Wo kehta hai bhai maza aa gaya, dollar barh gaya to humein faida hua. Wo 1000 dirham bhejta hai to pehle 70 hazar bante thy, ab 85 hazar ban jate hain. Mene kaha bhai tu to khush hai, lekin hum jo yahan hain humara kya hoga. Hum to yahin kamate hain, yahin khate hain. Hamari tankha to wahi hai, 30 hazar, 35 hazar. Us me ghar kese chalega.

 

Kal me bazaar gaya tha. Socha bachon ke liye kapre le lu. Dukan pe gaya to dukan wala kehta hai bhai kapra mehnga aa raha hai. Mene kaha yar pehle to ye 800 ka tha, ab 1500 ka kyun hai. Kehta hai bhai dollar mehnga ho gaya hai, kapra bahar se aata hai. Mene kaha bhai kapra bhi bahar se aata hai? Kehta hai haan bhai sab kuch bahar se aata hai. Me wapis aa gaya, kapre nahi liye. Socha rehne do, purane hi chal jayenge. Bachon ne kaha abbu kapre nahi liye, mene kaha beta agle mahine le dunga. Ab agle mahine bhi rate aur barh jayega, pata hai mujhe.

 

Sabzi wali side gaya to wahan bhi wahi haal. Tamatar wala keh raha hai bhai tamatar 250 kilo hai. Mene kaha bhai tamatar hai ya sona hai. Kehta hai bhai mera kya kasoor, mandi se hi mehnga aa raha hai. Piyaz bhi mehnga, aloo bhi mehnga. Me ne thori si sabzi li aur ghar aa gaya. Ghar wali kehti hai itni si sabzi laye ho, mene kaha bhai paisa hi itna tha, kya karu.

 

Petrol wale ki to baat hi chor do. Pehle me 500 ka petrol dalwata tha, pura hafta chal jata tha. Ab 500 ka petrol dalwata hun to 2 din me khatam. Motor cycle bhi sochti hogi ye banda mujhe petrol hi nahi deta. Rikshaw wala bhi pareshan hai. Kehta hai bhai sawari kehti hai kiraya kam lo, petrol wala kehta hai paisa zyada do. Bich me hum pis rahe hain. Sahi kehta hai bhai.

 

Bijli ka bill dekh ke to banda behosh ho jaye. Mere padosi ka bill 18 hazar aaya hai. Wo kehta hai bhai mere ghar me to AC bhi nahi hai, phir bhi 18 hazar. Mene kaha bhai pata nahi ye bill kese bante hain. Wo kehta hai bhai me to bill de de ke thak gaya hun. Ab soch raha hun solar lagwa lu, lekin solar ke liye bhi paisa chahiye. Paisa hai hi nahi.

 

Ek aur baat batau, dawa bhi mehngi ho gayi hai. Meri ammi ki dawai pehle 400 ki thi, ab 900 ki ho gayi hai. Me dawai wale ke paas gaya to kehta hai bhai dawai ka saman bahar se aata hai, dollar me aata hai. Mene kaha bhai dawai bhi dollar me. Kehta hai haan bhai. Ab banda dawai le ya roti le. Dono to chahiye. Ammi kehti hai beta dawai chor de, me theek hun. Lekin me kese chor du, maa hai meri.

 

Log kehte hain dollar kyun barh raha hai. Bhai mujhe to iski samajh nahi aati. Koi kehta hai hukumat ki waja se, koi kehta hai bahar se qarza liya hua hai. Me kehta hun bhai mujhe is se kya, mujhe to bas sasta chahiye. Mujhe siyasat nahi aati, mujhe to roti chahiye. Mera bacha bhooka na soye, bas yehi chahiye.

 

Bahar jane walon ka bhi bura haal hai. Mera ek chota bhai hai, wo kehta hai bhai mujhe bahar bhejo. Mene kaha bhai bahar jane ke liye bhi to paisa chahiye. Pehle 5 lakh me banda bahar chala jata tha, ab 12 lakh mangte hain. Visa bhi mehnga, ticket bhi mehnga. Dollar ne sab kuch mehnga kar diya hai. Wo kehta hai bhai phir me kya karu, yahan kaam bhi nahi mil raha. Mene kaha bhai sabar kar, Allah malik hai.

 

Sone wali to baat hi na karo. Pehle log shadi pe sona dete thy, ab to log kehte hain sona chor do, paisa de do. Meri khala ne bataya, uski beti ki shadi hai, sona lene gayi to rate sun ke wapis aa gayi. Kehti hai bhai itna mehnga sona, kese lu. Ab to log nakli pehen lete hain, kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalta. Sahi hai bhai, asli pehen ke kya karna, chor bhi peeche par jate hain.

 

Ab log poochte hain dollar neeche kab aayega. Bhai mujhe to nahi lagta jaldi neeche aayega. Roz sunte hain neeche aayega, neeche aayega, lekin roz upar hi jata hai. Ab to logon ne sunna hi chor diya hai. Kehte hain bhai jo hona hai hone do, hum to mehnat karenge. Subha uthenge, kaam pe jayenge, jo milega kha lenge. Allah pe bharosa hai.

 

Me ne to apne kharche kam kar diye hain bhai. Pehle roz bahar khana khata tha, ab hafte me ek dafa khata hun. Pehle har mahine naya kapra leta tha, ab 6 mahine me ek dafa leta hun. Mobile bhi purana chala raha hun, naya lene ka soch bhi nahi raha. Bhai guzara karna hai to kharcha kam karna pare ga.

 

Aakhir me bas yehi bolunga bhai, Allah kare dollar neeche aa jaye. Cheezien sasti ho jayein. Gareeb ka guzara aasan ho jaye. Har ghar me khushi aaye. Bachon ko acha khana mile. Bas yehi dua hai meri.

 

Tum log batao bhai, tumhare shehar me dollar ka kya haal hai. Tum kya sochte ho, dollar aur upar jayega ya neeche aayega. Comment me batao, me parhunga.